Ho Ho Ho has Santa called you a Ho yet?
So if you follow the local media paper or the television news shows you probably already heard for the past 10,000 years or more Santa Clause has really been calling us all Ho’s! According to http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,311797,00.html Santa will soon no longer have the ability to sing and cheer us all with the traditional HO HO HO as some find it rather offensive and technically the terminology means a hooker. (Someone who sells their body in return for money.)
“SYDNEY, Australia — He is an unlikely revolutionary, but this Christmas, Santa is a rebel with a Claus.”
So let’s add a few other things on the list while we’re at it.
#1- I’m dreaming of a white Christmas (Holiday)
What’s a matter is a white Christmas (Holiday) racist?
#2- The Santa baby song
This will obviously be deemed sexual and have to be stopped due to the nature and content of the song! (Santa is a Christian for god sakes)
#3- Jingle bell rock
This will soon come to an end. I heard once that all Rock and Roll people or worshipers of the devil therefore if Santa rocks he must believe and be inspired by the devil. Lose the song right?
Whatever is what I say, and if you haven’t noticed the sarcasm in my writing let me be blunt with you. I’m Canadian and I was raised to know all about Santa, He said Ho, Ho, HO way before Ho’s came along therefore if anyone should be losing the term Ho, it’s Ho’s and not Santa. Rock and roll bands are not devil worshipers and Santa can continue his Jingle bell rock songs, and yes I am dreaming of a white Christmas do you have a problem with it? If you do here’s some options.
Go back to where you come from this is NOT a holiday it’s fucking Christmas.
Go to your local Wal-Mart and join in on the Christmas spirit. Buy your family some presents and make them happy for once.
Forget about your religion because it’s not important when living in another country. You have to adapt to our ways of life and stop making us change for you! Again if you don’t like these ideas or suggestions you can always go back to your own country!
Anyone who thinks this needs to be changed can officially say, iknownil



